It's December 19th, 2023...
The New Orleans Pelicans are facing off against the Memphis Grizzlies in the Smoothie King Center. Ja Morant is about to return to the hardwood after his 25-game suspension for wielding firearms on social media - twice. One time in a strip club. (The first offense led to an 8-game suspension, but despite that slap on the wrist from the NBA he went and flexed a gun on Instagram Live again two months later.) Little does he know an intern for the New Orleans Pelicans is working on an in-game graphic to be shown that night - the Ja Morant Shooter Cam.
Ok, this graphic wasn't actually shown. Nik's ass would've been fired faster than Zion Willaimson can eat a Box Combo. Still a goofy project making fun of a goofy dude.
(Ja has also been accused of beating up a kid over driveway basketball, threatening mall security, and having members of his entourage shine a "laser pointer" (a fucking gun c'mon lol) at Indiana Pacers staff after a game.)
Yea, he's pretty dumb...