Let's set the scene...
It's the fall of 2022. The infamous Johnny Depp v. Amber Heard case had just swept the nation and was forced down everyone's throats that summer.
"Oh boy! I sure love Captain Jack Sparrow amarite!?" "I bet that Dior Sauvage smells so good on him! WAOW!! He's so sexy in the ads!" "She did WHAT on his bed!? Erm, that's pretty crazy if you ask me!"
Do you know what other trial was going on that summer? Any guesses? No? Try this on for size: Ghislaine Hecking Maxwell! While many where consumed with whether or not the Aquaman lady really took a shit in Captain Jack Sparrow's bed, one of the largest known human trafficking operations was being dealt with in federal court. The outcome: a measly 20 years in the slammer for good ole' "Jizz Lame" Maxwell.
As a frame of reference young Nik used to work construction and one of his fellow laborers served 20 years in the state penitentiary for selling drugs and attempted murder. Yea pretty bad on Bryan's part, but he didn't recruit little girls to "massage" the elites of the world.
By the way, isn't it crazy that she's the only one serving time for having connections with egg-shaped wiener-having (*allegedly*) Jeffrey Epstein? Erm, who were these kids being trafficked to?
So what the hell?
Nik was starting his final year of college and tasked with creating a script for an animated short for his ART 2020 Storyboarding and Concept Art class. This script quickly devolved into this abhorrent mess of a project. How could it not? Who was on the flight logs?? Prince Andrew can't sweat? Matt Groenig almost made a girl that was massaging his feet on Lolita Express throw up because of the putrid stench? She got a drawing of Bart flippin' Simpson in return for her services? STEPHEN HAWKING DID WHAT!? How is this A) actually real and B) not parodied?
Not to make light of the atrocities committed through Jeffrey Epstein and his associates, but the judicial system has clearly failed the victims and those affected by this pure evil. Why? Well let's not get into that, but these terrible, despicable people need to be held accountable and ridiculed, even if it's by a dumbass college kid.
Kevin the Kid was a project being worked on by Nik throughout college but he needed a plot for the characters to delve into. What better than putting the characters into the craziest situation imaginable - Little Saint James Island. Kevin is half goat after all, and I don't know a better thing to sacrifice to a statue of Moloch in the middle of the woods than that. It practically wrote itself...
No, the short film was never completed. If it was, Nik would've been found dead in is dorm room with an extension cable wrapped around his neck. However, the script lives on here in an attempt to prevent it from becoming lost media. (And for Nik to show his friends lol.)
* Disclaimer: Nik is a healthy individual that loves life and is not suicidal.